At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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