So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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