You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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