No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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