hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you didnt know i had herpes?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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