do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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