This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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