can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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