wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Oh god it's open bar.
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