Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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