I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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