i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
