"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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