Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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