he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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