Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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