We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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