So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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