They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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