Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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