we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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