you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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