It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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