we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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