Dual....:-)
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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