yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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