I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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