I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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