plz talk dirty to me
Moan for me like Helen Keller
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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