We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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