so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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