Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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