Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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