I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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