People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Randomize
