Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Betty ford says i'm here all night
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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