when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
being pregnant is like rehab
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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