Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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