Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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