Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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