Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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