Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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