my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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