Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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