I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
