i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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