i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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