Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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