thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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