just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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